the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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