I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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