Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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