Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
