READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I have fence marks all over my body
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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