wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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