even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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