Can Purell be used as lube?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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