The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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