Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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