It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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