That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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