Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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