Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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