They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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