That's intense
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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