So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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