therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Someone shattered a urinal.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment