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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points

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• (425): View more from Washington

  the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME

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• (516): View more from New York

  I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.

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  Hey I found a cat!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work

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