North Korea, Best Korea!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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