Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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