is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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