we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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