i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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