how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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