Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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