Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
