i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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