I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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