stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
