Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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