Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm both gender and math confused
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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