Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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