I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My nipple is on Facebook.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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