OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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