Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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