The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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