You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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