I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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