i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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