4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
