CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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