I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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