I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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