I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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