Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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