...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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