craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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