I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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