the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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