Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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