Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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