She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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