Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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