no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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