We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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