White coat. Heels.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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