we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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