I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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