Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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