hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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